Meat puppet

It’s another word for your DICK

I slapped that bitch with my meat puppet and gave her some chin butter

by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 20, 2021

Fuck Puppet

It’s your hand, fool. Puppets are hand controlled objects, not other people. So a fuck puppet is your hand. Sure, a bunch of guys can get together and have their own puppet show but that’s another definition.

You get any action last night?
Nah, just spent some time with my Fuck Puppet..

by Q-XIII February 24, 2022

Puppet Freak

a person who shows their sexual intentions through the use of puppets

dude that Puppet Freak is raping that doll

by imnotcire April 18, 2009

Sock Puppet

When you get a massive erection from your doctor giving you a prostate exam

In college, I used to sock puppet a few guys in my free time at the fraternity. It was a weird experience, but I think I have a new fetish. r/InTheAss."

by #Bam! March 31, 2022

Meat Puppet

An actor.

"These are the finest meat puppets I've ever controlled." - Joss Whedon on the 'Firefly' cast.

by llamas007 February 2, 2013

Puppet Show

Sex act where a female riding a male in the cowgirl position is still visible behind a cover like a sheet, shower curtain, or door, as her head pokes above the obstacle.

A couple was fucking right behind the window, you can tell because the woman was periodically bouncing into view, it was a real puppet show.

by Moby Huge February 10, 2019

Puppet Entry

When your friend is visibly too drunk to be allowed into a club by a bouncer, you 'prop' him or her up, put their ID in their hands and tell them what to stay (without slurring!); albeit in a condescending tone.

"Billy was so trashed on Friday night that we had to pull a puppet entry to get him into the club."

by Kevin Munro May 10, 2008