Definition:
A holiday in the United States made to celebrate our past presidents. (Including George W. Bush and Nixon)
History:
When the United States of America won the Revolutionary War in 1783 the People wanted George Washington to be King, but he just wanted to sit on his ass at his luxury estate in Virginia. So instead the People had to settle with him being President, and in their sadness the People decided to hold a birthday party every year for Washington. Politicians later in the 1990s the idiots who invented Political Correctness changed the name from Our King's Birthday to President's Day, and decided that would be a good reason to have 50% off sweaters at JC Penny's.
A holiday in the United States made to celebrate our past presidents. (Including George W. Bush and Nixon)
History:
When the United States of America won the Revolutionary War in 1783 the People wanted George Washington to be King, but he just wanted to sit on his ass at his luxury estate in Virginia. So instead the People had to settle with him being President, and in their sadness the People decided to hold a birthday party every year for Washington. Politicians later in the 1990s the idiots who invented Political Correctness changed the name from Our King's Birthday to President's Day, and decided that would be a good reason to have 50% off sweaters at JC Penny's.
"Back in my day we walked barefoot through the snow to school. Uphill both ways! And President's Day didn't exist! We celebrated King George Washington's Birthday!"
"Don't miss our semi-annual President's Day Sale. All sweaters: 50% off!"
"Don't miss our semi-annual President's Day Sale. All sweaters: 50% off!"
by RobertOldhead December 18, 2008
Get the President's Daymug. Secretary of State: presently Hillary Clinton. This person directly represents the President, especially in foriegn policy matters; also, third successor to the Presidency behind the Vice-President, and the Speaker of the House.
President-at-large, Secretary Hillary Clintion, is constantly on the move around the world addressing issues for the President.
by Guido1 April 19, 2009
Get the President-at-largemug. Feminist: TRUMP ISN'T MY PRESIDENT
Anyone else: Sure....The 48th president is a monkey how about that?
Feminist: Why is it a monkey what are you anti-species?...racist
Anyone else: Sure....The 48th president is a monkey how about that?
Feminist: Why is it a monkey what are you anti-species?...racist
by Ratimus Maximus April 20, 2018
Get the 48th presidentmug. 
President Donald Trump. The greatest President the U.S. ever had! He is the last true American in office!
by Xh1 December 7, 2020
Get the PRESIDENT TRUMPmug. Glad I went solo to the park today without the family. Gonna get me some hot Grover Cleveland ass at the Hole of Presidents.
by Flexo Rodriguez August 10, 2021
Get the Hole of Presidentsmug. The person who represents Spain or Niall Horan. Niall Horan speaks spanish so well that he is the president of Spain. He once said: "Yo soy español, español, español"
by Hanna Vanderwald December 27, 2020
Get the President of Spainmug.