One eyed guinea pig

A mans penis

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

Papua New Guinea Tailpipe

Getting gangbanged by exactly 27 men in Papua New Guinea while sticking your penis in a lubed up tailpipe

I just Papua New Guinea tailpiped

by The Papua New Guinea tailpiper April 23, 2025

Guinea Pig

A very squeaky animal that needs food 100% of the time. When they hear anything that is similar to their treats opening or food bags, they start to scream with excitement which most people interpret as; FOOD I WANT FOOD GIVE ME FOOD.

"My Guinea Pig is a food hog."
"Guinea Pigs are strange but adorable creatures."
"Guinea Pigs are great pets."
"I have a Guinea Pig, It is a lot of work."

by Sailor May April 16, 2020

Papua New Guinea

A country in Oceania where you get beaten to death by some group of ooga booga

I got beat to death in Papua New Guinea

by A really big weirdo July 30, 2022

Guinea Blow

When you plug one nostril with your finger and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a snot projectile out of your nose. Similar to farmers blow only gayer and Italians do it.

Santana had to get goo out his nose so he fired off a Guinea blow onto the street.

by HauseBabes February 11, 2025

Guinea pig

A cute, furry rodent that enjoys eating hay and veggies. They have a built in motion tracker that can dectect nearby movement. They also have a nose that can sniff veggie treats from half metre radius. Their necks have a 180 degree rotation view and they can swiftly turn out pellets from their rear end. Their mouth can chomp on anything it desires; lettuce, carrots, cucumbers, hay, paper and more. They are easy to raise as a pet in the right circumstances. Just beware, they don't care about your suffering while cleaning for them!

Joe: Wait, where's my veggies?
Theo: The guinea pigs stole them.
Joe: Of course they did!

by GuineaPigMaster February 27, 2017

guinea

Although it may refer to Italians in particular, the connotation is an Italian who is in the Mafia or somehow connected - mobbed up.

Scarface: Mob Guys. Guineas. I don't trust 'em.

by MDawg Vegas August 23, 2023