Toilet Paper

Worth $100 is what everyone thinks but toilet paper won’t save you from corona.

Random guy: I’ll give you 100 bucks for one roll.
Person: one roll? Huh
Random guy: shh... toilet paper
Person: umm okay it’s not like it’ll save you from corona
Random guy:😳 yes it will

by Daniel156 April 5, 2020

Toilet-paper

An item that is on the endangered species list! Used to wipe your bottom. Various breeds, 2 ply 3 ply or the best , four ply. Peepole seem to think this will stop you from catching the corona.

eg1: Hey bro, you got 4 ply toilet-paper ?because im finna take a phat SHET !

eg2: doctor:"You have covid-19!" Guy :"No way! That's impossible because i bought out the toilet-paper!"

by PPlikher March 17, 2020

Toilet paper

Look at how stupid people are! They are hoarding toilet paper for a flu like virus!!

Hym “I wipe my nose with toilet paper you idiot. For every 1 roll of toilet paper, you get 5-boxes-of-tissue-worth of nose blowing material. It’s for my nose you clown.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

fresh toilet paper

Commonly used by crazy people to describe clean fragrances at Walmart.

Woman:(picks up and smells a candle)

Woman: This smells like fresh toilet paper.

by Joven diosa June 18, 2017