Toilet paper

Something everyone needs to buy as much as they can of because coronavirus.

Person 1: Woah! Is that toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah and it’s mine.
Person 1: I’ll pay $1,000. Pleasssssssse I need it nowwwww.
Person 2: Pathetic. This roll of toilet paper is obviously worth more than that. Never speak to me again.

by Cow dog toy March 30, 2020

Toilet Paper

When the 2020 this was the most important item in existence. No longer exists.

You bro you got any toilet paper

THEY STILL HAVE THAT

by Cedscrub April 11, 2020

Toilet Paper

The thing Aussies need most during the Coronavirus COVID-19 outbreak.

Toilet paper.

by Dybala Fan March 16, 2020

Toilet Paper

1. Used for wiping shit from your ass
2. Something you akways seem to run out of when you need it most
3. Cum wipes

P1. Fuck
P2. What
P1. Im out of toilet paper
P2. Sucks to be you
P1. Please help
P2. Drive to the store with that shit stain
P1. Its cum m8
P2. Im your mom whyd you call me
P1. I was thinking of you.

by 4/20/69 July 10, 2019