Gay Muppet

A person with facial hair or hair on their balls.

Marilyn Manson referred to the producer as a gay muppet and kicked him off the set.

by asuz April 30, 2012

Muppet shoulders

Swinging ones entire upper torso in order to look in a direction.

Pete had Muppet shoulders when his name was called from across the room.

by Waffle Supreme September 2, 2020

Phone Muppet

A small minded human or idiot, who is always on their phone as their phone controls them as if they were a Muppet.

*Shane* See Brodie and Jordan, they just play on their phones all lesson. They're Phone Muppets.

by Jordan Cooke June 11, 2018

Spark Muppet

A Spark Delivery driver for Walmart that uses the Spark app to deliver groceries for Walmart, they sit in the Walmart parking lot all day waiting for the low paying offers with no tips on them that have 200 items going to a 3rd story apartment 15 miles away for $6.50

Hey Jenny when I drove by Walmart a bit ago I seen all the Spark Muppets sitting in the parking lot waiting for some lowball offers to deliver.

by kidfromokc April 30, 2023

muppet wank

During coitus, one partner (or a third person) inserts their full hand into the anus of the woman and grasps the man's penis through the walls of the rectum and vagina. They then proceed to masturbate the penis while simultaneously fisting the woman rectally.

Dude, I got muppet wanked by my girlfriends BFF during a threesome last night.

by Inoffensive_Account August 20, 2016

Muppet juice

Muppet juice is another word for meth. When meth addicts lose their teeth( and most do) they look like Muppets (puppets made famous by Jim Henson. Such as the Muppets and fragil rock)

Meth being the "juice" that causes this. "Muppet effect"

*** your average junkie...(" hey man I need a lol Muppet juice , can you front me a $20 til I get my check cashed at 5 tonight?? I'll pay you this time you have my word"

by Bluemnmz777 January 14, 2020

Muppet Handjob

Receiving a hand job with a sock with googly eyes.

Yo dude, she gave me a Muppet Handjob!

What's that?

Receiving a hand job with a sock on my dick with googly eyes.

by Buffalo Bourbon Lady December 5, 2019