Flat Chang

Crap cocaine, that leaves you mostly feeling flat. Even after snorting a crazyass amount.

Dude, This is the Flat chang ? ......No shit man!

by wickwargirl1 August 16, 2012

flat floppy

When you are running and your stomach flops against your legs

Look at stans flat floppy, it's revolting

by fart brain November 30, 2014

Flat Face

Annoying people who are rude and ugly. They are manipulative, and backstabbers.

Your boss being manipulated to be bias for your flat face coworker to get you in trouble.

by Cattyfox February 28, 2022

flat rock

skip skipped forgotten passed up ignored

Hey I ain't no flat Rock pass that pipe it's not a microphone I don't care about your CPS case!

by Trey Skreypins January 22, 2020

Pats Flats

When you really have to go, and you just can't hold it, Pats Flats is a place to pee.

I've really got to pee, lets go to Pats Flats!

by Jeanne August 30, 2004

flat feet

A condition in which the arches of one's feet are collapsed. It's painful and you have to wear ugly prescription shoes and you can't run fast or even walk for long periods of time without experiencing utter agony. Be thankful that you don't have this.

I have flat feet, asshole, that's why I have a fucking doctor's note to sit out of PE. Shut the fuck up about things you don't understand.

by abandon_all_hope January 15, 2017

flat squad

a group of girls who have no ass or boobs and are considered flat.

Here comes jane, sally, and lisa the flat squad.

by jamal February 14, 2005