Cripple Stumpskin

Having sex with a one legged parapalegic

Last night Mike caught Todd doing a cripple stumpskin with that weird chick on the short bus.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Crippled Laugh

When someone laughs so hard they start making hella weird noises like they're not OK.

Person 1: *having a crippled laugh*
Person 2: Do you need lung ventilation?

by A Really Normal Person April 18, 2023

crippled goose

An insult/jeer used by friends.

"You're such a crippled goose, Bob."

by Kippers19 April 3, 2016

Ignore The Cripple

Shut it Elon. Elon pooped the bed! He's the Dog(e) that pooped in Johnny Depp's bed and he pinned it on Amber!

Hym "Nope. Nope. Ignore the cripple. Do the Big Beautiful Bill. Make him pay for the AI. He tried to get your kids killed by stealing it. He tried to get you all killed by violating the terms of service. He's not an American. The Big Beautiful Bill is justice and so is making Elon pay me money for the AI. I was the one who did it an Elon is not."

by Hym Iam June 5, 2025

humpbacked crippled hedgehog

1. Find willing participant (no means no dont be rapey n shit - that's frowned upon

2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.

3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)

4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.

We did the humpbacked crippled hedgehog and it was epic

by Hedgehogkilla July 14, 2017

Cripple

Someone who is wheelchair bound or can't walk properly

Did you see that old cripple down the road?

by Crippily Crepe January 22, 2021

Keyboard cripple

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.

I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class

by Urbnerd May 21, 2019