shit chaos

Totally out of control, primal, yet satisfying.

When you sit on the toilet , but then, to your surprise, a violent gas and fecal episode ensues ejecting gas and fecal matter in a totally unforeseen and uncontrolled manner causing surprise and awe that that could really be happening to you. Or, could be a similar event when you are not on the toilet.

"Man, that was shit chaos".
"Yea, can't believe it. Freaking awesome."

by rbrtzz November 17, 2009

Chaos Boner

Noun
Sexual arousal broth on by the though of chaos

“Have you seen what's going on at Echo Park?”
“I saw it on the news and got a chaos boner.”

by Ken Hammered March 26, 2021

chaos kitty

The most tsundere person ever

I think chaos kitty actually likes me

by TwistedGamerGuy October 4, 2015

Yu Chao

the sweetest and most adorable girl ever. Yu Chao is a very intelligent and smart person especially in the field of math. If you need homework help, go to Yu Chao. Also she will look absolutely adorable in a shark onesie. She is very fun to head pat and give hugs to!

That bunny is so adorable, but not as cute as a Yu Chao

by maleehahahaha November 23, 2021

chaos room

A type of group that stands up to its name. It is filled with drama and chaos. Common traits range from being unable to spell to writing formal paragraphs in order to make a big impact inside a serious conversation.

"Do you want to join Chaos Room?"
"Sure!"

by _Duckory December 8, 2021

Wand of Chaos

A penis.

David rammed his wand of chaos deep into the anus of his half-sister, causing his willing victim to flail under its might.

by Titty Bar Barry October 17, 2010

chaos-tasking

Multi-tasking X 10. A condition or operational level guaranteed to result in zero productivity, a vast array of mistakes, and a level of hyperactivity at which one can operate for only very short periods of time. Synonym: hyper-tasking.

While chaos-tasking the other day, I was riding my motorcycle in the high speed lane at rush hour, never dropped below 120, texting two of my friends, talking on my cell, and reading some statistical research on the way to school.

The only problem I had was reading the notes I wrote down while I was doing my chaos-tasking.

by Prof K June 16, 2008