The Alf Finger

The act of pointing at someone then at yourself (with both index fingers) multiple times, while raising one eyebrow.

hey did you see that he hella just gave her the alf finger.

by Vegas Lurker November 30, 2007

Three fingered

When you insert 3 fingers

I asked her if she wanted to get three fingered but she said no.

by jiggysaw17 July 25, 2019

Whiskey Fingers

When you are too drunk to finger someone before passing out.

Sally: I tried to rub one out last night, but I got whiskey fingers!!!
Harold: You sure it wasn't just being lazy?
Sally: Probably!! Lol I pulled a Tommy.

by Hnwillis January 28, 2016

Smitty Fingers

Sweaty, dirty fingers, inferring that the persons hands are unclean and sticky.

Example 1:
Bella: Get you're smitty fingers off me!
George: :(

Example 2:
Gary: Nom CHOCOLATE!
Bill: *slaps hand away* keep you're smitty fingers away from my easter egg!

by NomNomPotashMcBobbinson June 7, 2011

scallop fingers

What happens to your fingers after finger banging a girl too much. Possibly accompanied by the smell of fish.

Yo, I finger banged that bitch until I got scallop fingers.

by MonRolly August 30, 2017

Twitter fingers

The new nickname of Eli Apple, defensive back for the Cincinnati Bengals.

Eli Apple ran his Twitter Fingers all week leading up to the AFC Championship Game, but couldn’t back it up on the field.

by SteelersFan1989 January 29, 2023

Fishy Fingers

When you sniff your fingers after fingering your hoe.

“You really should wash your snatch more often. I’ve got really fishy fingers now...have a sniff!”

by Redbaron February 2, 2020