Potato Tit

- someone who acting like a complete asshole for no reason
- someone who can't take a joke

Dude you're such a potato tit today, calm down it was just a joke!

by MyNamesJefffff8888 September 11, 2020

River Tits

The act of slinging ones cock over a females shoulder, then proceeding to urinate over her shoulder between her tits, creating a river of urine through her tits.

After he took her home last night, Søren told me that he gave that girl a set of River Tits with a heavier flow than the Mighty Mississippi.

by Phil T. Blumpkin Jr. September 21, 2015

Tit test

A sneaky way to see if a girl's snatch stinks.
Finger said broad, rub wet fingers on tit of your choice, smell the tit to evaluate the stank from her nether region.

Never get caught smelling your fingers again!

I hooked up with Martha last night... Give her the tit test, thank God! Her snapper was stankin'!

by Rustle ohms August 26, 2019

Bible tits

A booby so great you talk about it with all your friends at least once a week, and pray to it every night.

Alright guys brb, gotta pray to my bible tits
I have a girlfriend, but damn does Ashley have some bible tits!
Bow down to the holy bible tit!

by Pemis? January 10, 2017

smurf tits

when your woman makes the mistake of telling you to squeeze her tits harder and the results end in blue bruises covering her now sore blue tits

I was told to squeeze her tits so hard last night they turned blue like smurf tits.

by DKTRANSPORTER September 20, 2014

tit fuck

one who fucks tits
derogatory term to describe someone

"wow that matt is a real tit fuck

by sa qu May 4, 2008

bitch tits

a mans breasts

nick grant of rochester minnesota has bitch tits

by nicks ex girlfriend June 4, 2004