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Carpet Pizza

When pizza has sat out so long, it starts to look more like carpet than pizza.
by Georgesgrapes March 20, 2022
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pizza grease

Pizza grease is the various bodily fluids that accumulate in the folds and creases of the nether regions, eventually staining the bedsheets during and especially after sexual intercourse. See also quim or, as read in Achewood, "dunk oil."
I need to do a load of laundry; I don't know if I'm depressed or just lazy, but I've been sleeping in pizza grease for days.
by Boswell's Johnson December 7, 2016
mugGet the pizza greasemug.

Pizza

The best food in the world. Commonly eaten by gamers and furries will never be able to handle the awesome taste power.
Gamer: aww yea this pizzas amazing
Furry: what?
by Micahman69420 December 17, 2019
mugGet the Pizzamug.

master pizza

See also: "Eternal Suffering"

The place I used to work at.

A shitty pizza place in the local Mayfield Heights Ohio area. It's expensive as fuck for shitty food, as well as salads which people wanna get even though they're going to a fucking pizza place. The employees all seem to have their lives in a shitshow and are all on a fast track to hell.

The food can be decent or disgusting and that's it. An easy employment to get since they're always extremely underemployed, especially if you want to hate your life, cause you'll get hired from showing up to the interview and immediately start getting overwhelmed. Working there is hell. Your coworkers don't help with shit and will lie to try to lay their work on you, and call off last minute so you have to work more cause you didn't want to die enough already.

You can expect to be extremely overworked even if no one ever comes into the fucking resturaunt. And no matter what time your shift ends at, you can expect to get out 2-4 hours later plus your 30 minute to 1 hour clean up time, cause fuck you.

Overall a crap place. Don't work here if you wanna enjoy your job or life.
1.
Jim: "Hey, I'm looking for a job that will easily hire me, pay me minimal wages, and overall really just make me wanna kill myself."
Carl: "Oh, well have you applied to Master Pizza?"
Jim: "You think they can meet those requirements?"
Carl: "Of course! It's such a shitty place that your expectations will instantly be met, plus way more stuff to make you wanna die!"

2.
Sindy: " Hey I'm really hungry, can we get some food?"
Bob: "Sure. What are you in the mood for?"
Sindy: "I'm really in the mood for shitty pizza. But I'm not sure we have any shitty pizza places in our area."
Bob: "I know! We can get Master Pizza!" They make crap pizza that you'll hate."
Sindy: "That's a wonderful idea!"
by Le_Doctor_ November 13, 2017
mugGet the master pizzamug.

swineapple pizza

a pizza containing ham and pineapple.
Kyle: "Pick me up a swineapple pizza on your way home'"

Missy: "What the heck is that?"

Kyle: "Pizza with ham and pineapple you lint licker."
by labattblue December 10, 2013
mugGet the swineapple pizzamug.

pizza rolls

by anonymous February 1, 2022
mugGet the pizza rollsmug.

Pizza-Hawaii-Theory

It’s just like the Olive-Theory.
Two people only can be a good couple if one of them like pineapple on pizza and the other one doesn’t.
1. Person: Hey do you like pineapple on your pizza?

2. Person: no thats gross

1. Person: I do! We would be a great couple according to the Pizza-Hawaii-Theory!
by User2142069 March 27, 2020
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