Ol’ Shit Kiss

Picking up a smudge or chunk of feces on the penis head during anal sex.

He wasn’t very clean when I pounded his mangina and he gave me the ol’ shit kiss.

I was so deep in Natalia’s intestines last night that the ol’ shit kiss was inevitable.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020

Kissing the butterflies head

Pull fanny flaps apart tightly, then lick the Clitoris.

I made her come by kissing the butterflies head

by Naughty Chalky September 29, 2020

The Sour Patch Kiss

When your lover kisses you gently on the lips and then follows through with a swift pinch to the dick.

I wanted to spice it up, so I gave him the sour patch kiss. Needless to say, he was speechless.

by PurpleBus69 May 16, 2020

faux lesbian kissing

the act of two women kissing for shock value on tv/movies/real life

btw faux means fake in french for all of you uncultured swines who didn't know that

faux lesbian kissing hasn't been taboo since 1994

by isabel The Lesbian July 9, 2018

neopolitan kiss

wen u bang a girl in the mouth the pussy and then she sucks your dick and you jizz in her mouth and then you make out.

Dude: You wann neopolitan kiss
Girl: Hell ya.

by jack wilkins May 11, 2007

hershey kiss

Usually happens after having diarrhea. It’s the small remnants that happen after taking a shit for awhile. The anus feels like it puckers and flicks out small pieces of diarrhea like a hershey's kiss.

Man, that shrimp didn't agree with me. I've been on the toliet for 20 mins and started shooting out hershey kisses after the diarrhea: God i hate that!

by Kena August 23, 2006

Gentleman's Kiss

A soft kiss on the side of a man's scrotum as a greeting or show of appreciation. In some parts of the world, two kisses are given...one on either side (ie, Paris, Barcelona, etc.). A gentleman's kiss has also been used as a form of apology.

Gentleman #1: "Hey man. Sorry I ate the last of your Kashi cereal. Gentleman's kiss?"
Gentleman #2: "Yup."

by A True Gentleman November 10, 2010