John Deering

The process of wheeling AND chopping a girl at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.

Example One:
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"

Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"

Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"

Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"

Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"

by mysterygirl8765 December 10, 2009

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Johns Creek

Home of all the tools and douchebags who either drive lifted trucks or Jeep cherokees. There is nothing to do there, so most fags decide to go to club saturn and higher their self-confidence by dancing with ugly chinks and fat girls. While some people may feel cool, it is the hot-spot for queers and fags.

Hey "bro", let's go play lax in the hood.
Dude your so JC.
That truck is totally from the JC.
I have a fever, and the only perscription is more Johns Creek.

by jcboy321 November 14, 2011

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Insult John

To take a poop.

You're in charge while I insult John.

by Jacksoncage December 27, 2016

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John Doe

A hacker who every kid thinks is going to hack their account. He looks exactly like a vanilla eclair which is how people identify him.

Roblox player: John Doe is hacking us
Other roblox player: No i charged my moms card 100 on the game

by Fufudy May 15, 2018

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John Antonio

John Antonio is one of the most cracked players in fortnite my guy😈 He can get all the girls just by the look of his keyboard and mouse. And he always slap that b(ass) when he get home, I mean bass.

Omg is that John Antonio, he’s one of the best people in fortnite!

by The Place Of Facts July 21, 2020

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