Lane's Law

Internet adage mandating that "If you comment on my post, you must react to it through the various Facebook 'reaction' options, i.e. 'Like' or 'Frown.'" The idea behind Lane's Law is that if you are contributing to the conversation on a topic, you have an obligation to help boost the post's visibility.

Enforced at will; an idea stemming from the belief that a man's wall is his castle.

The rule is simple. If you comment on my shit, you have to react. Lane's Law.

by itsbobbyhill April 30, 2020

Poe’s Law

A law created by Poe that says there’s no way to tell if something is real or a joke

I can’t tell if this Garfield comic is satire due to “Poe’s Law”

by SuperMayro777 July 14, 2024

Remember-in-Law

(Verb) When you incorrectly recognize a similar object.

*Holds up picture of Matt Damon*
"Woah, it's Mark Whalburg!"
"Sounds like you remember-in-law Matt Damon"
"Who fucking talks like that?"

by RoyMustache July 27, 2020

Gabriel's law

Psychological law founded by philosopher Peter Gabriel.

The law says: "When two girls, one more ugly then the other, are next to each other. You will find the little less terrible looking attractive"

1: "Yo that Edita is looking fine"
2: "She's just standing next to Anna. Try covering Anna with your palm and you'll see Edita's real image"
3: "Oh yeah. That's just gabriel's law"

by wisster February 17, 2025

Topherrr's Law

In a game of Among Us, if Topherrr is not the first person killed, he is highly likely to be the Imposter.

Topherrr was still alive after three others were killed. We ejected him because of Topherrr's Law.

by DHNathan September 19, 2020

co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law

1- Spouse's second-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
2- Co-2C1R-in-law.

My co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

HyDka’s Law

A player of less intelligence/skill level Is always more likely to win.

A player of less intelligence/skill level Is always more likely to win.
Ex:
Player 1: I’m going to fight this guy

Player 2: OMG WATCH OUT FOR HYDKA’S LAW

by HyDka’s Law February 7, 2021