Sped-Dick

Izac proctor

When I grow up I don’t want to be a sped-dick aka Izac proctor

by Captain-Dick November 6, 2020

Dick pushed in

Completely sucking, losing, failing, or otherwise getting owned at a task.

I played my buddy in Madden yesterday and got my dick pushed in, he beat me 17 times in a row with the Bills.

by DrCosmos24687 May 15, 2019

Dick Whisperer

A woman who attracts men all the time unintentionally and is unaware she does.

Guys hit on Ashley all the time, she has no clue, she's a Dick Whisperer.

by Francine Cooper, JMV July 10, 2018

dick snuff

one, usually a douche bag named kyle, who while masturbating oneself or someone else puts there nose at the tip of the erectus at the moment of ejaculation and engages in a snorting type of situation.

Kyle, you wont hang out with us at Matt's party, you stupid dick snuff!!

by mugdog4 December 18, 2009

Birthday Dick

When it's your birthday and a man congratulates you with his penis.

"Hi John, did you have a nice birthday this weekend?"

"Yeah, Tommy came and gave me birthday dick."

by Dicktionary Uber Legend January 12, 2022

Dick Kicked In

To get your ass handed to you or to take a beating. Can be used to describe a fight, a hard day at work (especially in the service industry) or lose an argument badly

"I haven't gotten my dick kicked in that hard in a long time"

"I shouldn't have picked a fight with that dude, he really kicked my dick in" ETC

by Average John April 3, 2015

Dick Inhalation

To intensely suck one's penis; to devour le dick

Basically a fancy way of saying blowjob
*slurmp*

Person 1: What'd you two do last night

Person 2: Oh you know, she gave me a good dick inhalation

Person 1: Nice, man *high fives*

by Ur mum (ooohhh got em) November 19, 2018