Squad Dad

The friend that is disapproving of almost any action and tends to have a small comfort zone.

I asked the squad dad if he wanted to come and he said we are wasting our time.

by BotMirage July 26, 2016

Dad

Gone

Child: Dad... Dad...

Child: Where's dad
Mom: Pfft. That nigga long gone.

by none of yb November 14, 2018

Dad

Please come back.

Me: Its been 9 years dad please come back with the milk

by gdnnfh April 24, 2020

Bi-lo Dad

A low income single dad that lacks personality and is the embodiment of mediocrity. Can be seen shopping at Bi-Lo usually looking for a special on Fish fingers or LA Ice cola. Can often be heard using phrases such as “There’s food at home” or “I always loved your mother mate”

Geoff is such a Bi-Lo Dad he literally only buys home brand just to save 10$

by anonymous April 5, 2023

ur dad

Gay

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by urhdbdhurhdn January 18, 2020

Dad

Wait what's that

Jamal: Dad is coming through wit dat pizza
Tyrone: Dad? Can you eat what you call a dad?
Jamal: If you want to you can

by n3xtp0int October 20, 2018

dad

gone

dad is dead

by suck me ass cunt April 15, 2019