Potato Hour

The time in which a person masturbates.

What type of porn do you watch during potato hour?

by TrankMeme82x (Chase) June 7, 2018

admiral's potato

The time-honoured practice of deliberately leaving something for a senior officer to find and criticise during his tour of inspection, which gives him a warm smug feeling and (hopefully) deflects his attention from corners that are better left unexamined. The senior officer, who of course was once a junior officer, knows the rules and plays along.

More generally, anything deliberately placed to deflect unwelcome interest.

"Chief, it's the Captain's inspection at eleven hundred hours. Is there anything he shouldn't see? Well, it's too late now, let's hope for the best. Make sure you leave an admiral's potato for him to find, and tip off whoever will get the bollocking for it."

by Beermat December 31, 2020

Potato

Me.

Imma potato.

by i.is.panda January 16, 2017

Potato

your soul-too much potatoes can kill you. It is truly some dangerous shit, and its pitiful brown color might actually end the fucking world.

oh, sally was killed by a potato yesterday
yes, she fucking deserved it that hoe

by Suomynona Nella December 17, 2019

potato goals

 potato goals is a being who superior. possibly a queen. Anyone with a ship name is automatically in "potato goals"

Ex.-'Jaron'

that not only being a potato queen makes you potato goals but being a potato captain as well

"Did you see Jaron & Mags over there? They are literally 'Potato Goals'."

by potato.goals October 15, 2015

potato peeler

Anyone that has a big gap between their front buck teeth that looks like they can peel a potato with them.

That lady's teeth are gapped that I bet she can bite into a potato use them as a potato peeler.

by Sabaka z Mahusky February 1, 2022

Potatoes.

A word for when you find yourself ranting of what seems like random, irrelevant nonsense and wish to terminate the line of thought.

Computer Programmer: Here, take a look at this Jimmy. Now I know these four pixels don’t really mean much to you right now, but using this function I’ve made I should be able to draw an image on the screen at a specific position relative to the top-left corner of the display. You see, I store the data of the image as a list of RGB values which have to be ordered in this very specific way to maximize storage space. It iterates over every 3 numbers in the data list to get each pixel’s rgb color channels, and uses the width and height of the image to figure out where to put it. This function will also accept hex and hsv formats, which are just different ways of writing colors, and is very cool but does take some advanced type checking in the background, so perhaps I’ll split these functions into separate 'loadHex' and 'loadHSV' functions so it doesn’t have to check each time, not sure, maybe I’ll make this a library...do you think i should use classes for this…OOP is really cool nowadays……….... hmm……….. but yeah, this is like, the most awesomest incredible thing because this makes it possible to upload custom images if I can figure out how to extract the rgb pixel data from a file……. this opens up a whole new world of possibilities for my oddly specific use case..that you don’t seem to quite understand or grasp?um, Jimmy………. are you even listening to me?

Jimmy who lives down the road: …………………………..Huh?

Computer Programmer: ……………………………………….well……..*sigh*……………………………………… Potatoes.

by programmin May 15, 2024