Big Schloss

A schloss is a dong that comes in the big and small varieties.

A boy named Justin wearing shorts with a 4-inch inseam hiked a trail in the Blue Ridge Mountains. When he reached the precipice, he was huffing and sweaty. He looked out across the rolling green hills and it was so beautiful, he couldn't believe the sight, and neither could his weiner. It got erect, the tip poking out of his short shorts. When he suddenly felt the fresh breeze down there, he thought, "I couldn't have done this without my big schloss".

by Little Schloss July 22, 2023

The Big 2

Lebron and D-Wade

Carlos Boozer tried to get in the head of Chris Bosh by saying the Big 2. LOL. Hey Derrick, we're playing the big 2

by Cav fan b4 and after LeBron November 30, 2011

big head

Someone who has a large sized cranium

“Hey have you seen that guy with the big head?”
“You mean Alex?”

by gww.wwg October 8, 2021

bigging the nig

Heaping excessive praise and adulation onto a black person or onto black people in general

Why are the mainstream media always bigging the nig?

by prairiefire July 11, 2022

the big bleed

that time of the month when a girl has her period

I have cramps cuz the big bleed is gonna start tomorrow

by wizardwoman January 15, 2013

Big bullshit

Used to describe a situation which is not in line with the expectations of the recipient and is overall unfavorable.

Typically a phrase exchanged by parties who happen to have grabbed the "short end of the stick" (see definition). Also see: "nonsense".

Person 1: Dude, Gamestop's stock dropped by like 40% yesterday.

Person 2: That's big bullshit.

Person 1: I know right

by RichardCheese7ps February 9, 2021

Big Doofer

Stardew Valley's very own white-trash mom that lives in an Airstream by a river, Pam.

A euphemism for her incredibly thickness and amazing looks that gets anybody of any sexuality hot and heavy.

"Hey, have you visited Pam and her Big Doofer recently? Heard she shaved the monster."

by HAggdadad April 18, 2020