Double Shit

Taking another shit after you've already wiped. Since double wiping occurs during the same trip to the bathroom, a sore butthole is usually the result

Stacey was just about done wiping after a satisfying shit when she felt another torpedo coming down the tube. "Damn" she thought, "now my ass is gonna be sore the rest of the day" as she proceeded to take a double shit.

by enrique357 August 9, 2009

Shit Barned

Getting hammered or drunk in the capital city of Ohio.

Kurt got shit barned while taking a break from his murse job.

by DrunkswickNation20392092 March 20, 2010

Shit Pudding

Slang term for Activia, a lowfat yogurt product that supposedly helps regulate your digestive system. The product's spokesperson is actress Jamie Lee who seems to revel in discussions about irregularity of bowel movements. The annoying and overplayed commercials have been parodied on Saturday Night Live.

Hey, Jamie Lee... enough with your Shit Pudding commercials already! It's just a fucking bowel movement!

Mom, I haven't had a good shit in days. Do we have any of that Activia Shit Pudding?

by KellsBellsOhYeah July 27, 2010

gyal is shit

gyal is shit but we need them in life but they are still shit

your gyal done you you wld say gyal is shit to feel better

by lil ling ling April 9, 2020

shit speckles

Little brown spots underneath the toilet seat after taking a shit..

Melissa hates when she has to clean shit speckles from the kids bathroom

by muff-69-diver March 13, 2023

Fluffy Shit

Something labelled "art" by the owner which is actually just pretentious crap with no emotional connotations or imagination involved. Examples include Facebook "Photography" and Instagram "Poetry". Extremely prominent in today's society where every piece of mindless "fluffy shit" can be shared online. The word first appeared in the 2012 movie "I Am Not A Hipster".

"Did you see the photographs on my $4,000 Nikon?"
"Yes I quite liked them."
"It's not easy being an artist."

"It's fluffy shit Andrei."

by oxforddictionary May 13, 2015

Pat Shit

The act of taking off all of your clothes before taking a shit. This typically occurs outdoors in the wild but can be simulated indoors for comfort as well. Typically takes place just before shitting ones pants.

Yo...why is that dude naked??

Don't mind him, he's just taking a Pat Shit.

by jbiddy4 December 16, 2016