penis clear

terminology for when a bisexual /lesbian lady enters a relationship with another lady and she ain't getting any penis action (think Rose Ellen Dix and Rosie Spaughton)

Leah: yo bitch I hear you and Karen are together

Maria: yeah i think it's the real deal, you know?

Leah:yeah, but how long are you gonna be penis clear before you get the horn for a guy?

Maria: not going to happen amiga.

by lozfaz January 11, 2014

penis lifejacket

When you wrap your dick in foam and take it for a swim

I THOUGHT MY DICK WAS GOING TO DROWN SO I PUT ON MY PENIS LIFEJACKET

by DICKYMCDICKSTER May 17, 2014

Octo-Penis

an std you get after having sexual intercourse with a slutty girl. it causes 7 desies riddled penis to sprout from your groin

you definitely got Octo-Penis from that slut last night

by klimerman October 15, 2011

inverted penis

Vagina

Dwight: Number one: Inverted Penis
Meredith: Could you mean vagina? Because if you do, I want that covered.

by ThE cReAtOr September 18, 2019

penis snatch

when you draw a picture of a penis on an inflated balloon then proceed to leave it in a public place

Steve- "hey John, look at that balloon, i think that there is something drawn on it."
John- "look you're right. someone drew a picture of a penis on it, it's a penis snatch."

by Clark West January 27, 2009

Penis Pasty

A delicious pastry product from Cornwall but stuffed full with human penises instead of meat.

He ate the penis pasty with great difficulty.

She ate the penis pasty with relative ease.

by 10293848576 February 11, 2012

penis poacher

one who hunts penis illegally ie penis that is out of season, or protected (underage) or on protected land (schools, churches ect.)
A homosexual diddler

I heard that father Paul is a penis poacher dont sign your son up for Sunday school

by dopey28 November 23, 2009