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Snow Wife

Snow Wife is a controversial "singer" not-songwriter, "known" for her association with producer and accused abuser Dr. Luke, as well as her reliance on heavy use of autotune and monotone vocals in her "music". Her lyrics often focus on over-sexualized themes and mundane melody choices, which have drawn criticism on website ATRL and Discord server "faguettes" for their objectification and lack of depth.

Despite her questionable minuscule talent, Snow Wife has managed to attract a very small but devoted following, largely comprised of fans who are drawn to her provocative aesthetic and explicit lyrics, easily comparable to those of fellow Dr. Luke collaborator "Kim Petras". However, her music has been widely panned by critics and industry professionals, who have described her voice as weak, faceless and unremarkable.
Have you heard Snow Wife's new song POOL? Yeah it's a skip, press delete.
by MatchMyFreakMiami July 3, 2024
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Snow Job

When you cum in a woman's mouth and she simultaneously sneezes it onto you.
As Sarah was sucking off John in the spring, her allergies went off, giving John an accidental snow job.
by JoeMamaFat69 December 7, 2019
mugGet the Snow Jobmug.

Minnesota Snow Storm

The act of ejaculating on your partner outside in the middle of winter.
It was getting hot and heavy so we we went outside and I gave her a Minnesota Snow Storm.
by Daneomania March 4, 2022
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Snow-Blower

When you get so frustrated and desperate after 2 months of non-stop snow storms, that you are willing to blow the first guy with a shovel, that knocks on your door, in order to get your property cleared, and dig your car out. Different from an ordinary whore with a pizza delivery boy, in that you are only blowing said person because of the copious amounts of snow, and possibly some cabin fever. Very common in rural areas!
This Winter in the Northeast was so bad that it turned all of the women, and a few guys I know too, into Snow-Blowers. I'm just glad I was able to help out all of my neighbors, and save them the inconvenience of shoveling, while getting more than $10 and a cup of hot coco. I can't wait until next year. I'm hoping all the Global Warming nonsense is just something the government is making up. I might move to Buffalo! Let it snow, let it snow!!!
by Tonytoys March 7, 2015
mugGet the Snow-Blowermug.

Snow Bunny

A white girl that likes black boys and black dick.
Nigga look at that sexy snow bunny I wonder if she want this bbc”
by anonymous April 15, 2021
mugGet the Snow Bunnymug.

Snow

No snow
by Assdsdrewdeer April 11, 2021
mugGet the Snowmug.

Snow Moon

When there is a white ring around the moon. When you see this, snow is coming soon
Dude, look outside there’s a snow moon
by MountainMan420 December 13, 2021
mugGet the Snow Moonmug.

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