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Joe king

The self appointed name of every person who makes a joke and doesn't want to get the shit kicked outta them for it
"whats the difference between a catholic priest and a clothing drive?
with the priest the boys pants are only half off!"

"dude i was fucked by a priest against my will"

"im just joe king!"
by GattToDaChoppa December 30, 2020
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Go-Joe

You are "Go-Joe" when you get your head shaved.
Your older brother says "you're looking Go-Joe". "What?". "You know, Go-Joe?". "uh, no." "You know, Goooo-Joe..." "Um... no." "Ya, Go-Joe? GI-Joe?". "Oh... Ya."
by YouLoveGayDream July 11, 2006
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Joe Alwyn

OMG have you seen how hot Joe Alwyn is?
Yeah a literal daddy
by donottellmewhattodo November 24, 2021
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sloopy joe

A sex move in which you produce diarrhea between a girls ass, ass fuck the girl, then smack both the ass cheeks together. Both the diarrhea and the blood from the ass fucking represent the meat from a sloopy joe, the girls ass cheeks represent the buns, and the smacking of the ass cheeks together is just funny.
My hands are smelly from that sloopy joe i gave that bitch.
by Ryan Vezina April 30, 2007
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sloppy joe

crazy, wild, sloppy, wet sex. it involves the male inserting his penis into the vagina soft when it is covered in globs of lube. after this you just gyrate and undulate out of control.
Ellen and I just sloppy joed and made a huge mess everywhere.
by swimminboi4 April 12, 2010
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Joe Biden

A person who probably has dementia and is not fit for president. He is usually incoherent and basically cannot answer interview questions without a teleprompter. He also doesn’t condemn violence until his poll numbers drop.
“Hey that guy is Joe Biden, I don’t think he’s fit to be the POTUS.”
“I think you’re right, let’s not vote him in”
by prata69 September 18, 2020
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