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half-great-great-great-uncle

Great-great-grandparent's half-brother.
half-great-great-great-uncle.
by Zabombini October 5, 2024
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Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.
by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018
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Half ass feelings

You only giving the person half of your heart.
I don’t want your half ass feelings🥱
by Cold hearted ladybug October 8, 2021
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Half Sender

Someone who doesn’t know how to send Governor Murphy
Governor Murphy is a half sender, telling Nelk they aren’t welcome to NJ.
by mattrlyn September 16, 2020
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half the peace sign

Like the one finger salute , like flipping someone the "bird"
The person passing flashed him " half the peace sign" polite or evasive for flipping the "bird"
by Cyril nashCCyril Nash December 18, 2017
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Employee Half-Life

The Employee Half-Life of a workplace is the amount of time it takes for half of a new batch of employees to quit.

An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.
When I first joined Acme Industries, there were five other new employees with me. After about six weeks, only three of us remained, including myself. So Acme Industries has an Employee Half-Life of about six weeks.
by Shepherd Guy April 9, 2025
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half-speak

To understand so many languages that you get confused.Therefore,you half-speak it.
I half-speak German, Italian, and Japanese.
by waterdude125 June 23, 2011
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