distance hoe

a type of hoe who never actually talks to the people they want, they just admire from a far. typically talk about dating them but never have the balls to talk to them to do so

Amanda is such a distance hoe. She never actually talks to the guys she likes but still wants to date them???

by Lynds Marie May 30, 2016

hoe drunk

A “soccer mom” type who gets drunk and slutty on Friday night with her friends but acts stuck up and better than you during the day.

I saw Jakes Mom out at the bar last weekend, she’s such a hoe drunk when she’s away from her husband.

by Oklahoma rancher May 3, 2018

Hoe-nership

Owning up to your hoe-ness, especially when called out on said hoe-ness.

Girl! We all know you did it. Just take hoe-nership of your actions.

by Retepecurb October 15, 2022

Cuddle Hoe

one who feeds off of cuddles can't go without cuddles. She will suck you dry of cuddles

wow my girlfriend is such a cuddle hoe! She won't stop.

by lostxinreality January 20, 2016

Tac-Hoe

It's basically a taco, with a shell that's too fucked up to hold in its innards, so it just lays on its back like a regular ol' hoe. You put regular taco stuff on it, and then eat it with a fork like some sort of baboon that never learned to eat a taco with your hands.

It's basically, a taco ... but, it's a hoe ... also called a tostada.

We could have had tacos but, my wife fucked it up and bought Tac-Hoe shells. The lifeless pile of shit just laid there while I pierced at it with a fork.

by Quaker style meeting July 26, 2018

hoe chuck

When a teammate on a basketball team throughs up bad shots. They do this in order to add points to their stat sheet and if they miss, they will typically blame the team.

Emmett half court shot with 10 minutes left was a hoe chuck.

by Hotdogman69 June 7, 2017

Yee hoe

A hoe whose type is cowboys or men with cowboy hats.

Meg is such a yee hoe since she keeps flirting with that cowboy.

by Frickityfrick July 29, 2019