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Brain-poser

It combines "brain" with "poser," immediately signaling someone who's faking intelligence. it is direct and a little bit playful, highlighting the act of "posing" as intelligent.
"He spent twenty minutes using all sorts of fancy jargon, but it was clear he was just a brain-poser trying to impress the boss."

"Don't listen to her; she's a total brain-poser who just repeats things she hears online without understanding them."
by Mac Merk July 22, 2025
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Daddy's Brain

When you have so many kids and all you think about is working, providing for your kids, and protecting your family. Obsessing over these matters so much that you cannot remember anything else. (ie. niece's birthdays, religious holidays, politics, and daily small details about life)
Tay has 3 kids, so he has an extreme case of Daddy's Brain.
by JoMomma923 August 27, 2018
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Brain dart

The stem of a homemade australian bong. The purpose of which is to rapidly rip the cone into the users brain.
“Wow maschy whats that?!“

A brain dart mate”
by 57352 April 20, 2020
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Old brain

someone who only lives on past knowledge and doesn't understand the new things that have been made for this world and resides to the older version of things. Continuing to live by things in the past
Old brain, "You write with your right hand not with your left when writing." Based on how writing with your left hand in the past was seen as abnormal and creepy while writing with your right hand was seen as the norm
by Red.kin April 4, 2021
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Brain Awoken

It’s a word for saying that you are smart and aware what’s going on in the world opposite of brain dead
I’m not “brain dead” I’m brain awoken
by John46778 May 22, 2022
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Bungle Brain

Bungle Brain is the protracted inability to perform coherent cognitive functions.

Bungle Brain occurs in individuals who smoke Marijuana excessively on a regular basis.

Individuals suffering from Bungle Brain are likely to forget important facts, events and have severely reduced situational awareness, which can be a dangerous hazard.
Ryan smoked so much dope as a teenager he now spends his spare time driving a remote control car around, absolute Bungle Brain.
by TrueFlyingFox February 10, 2023
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bleed-on-my-brain

guy who walks into FCC after leaving AMA with CT-confirmed intracranial hemorrhage, no associated paperwork/nothing in chart
doctor: why were you in the hospital?
dude: i had a bleed-on-my-brain
by BelgiumBoy69 August 9, 2021
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