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Phone in left Hand

You see something so attractive you must move your phone to your left hand so you can use your mand hand to masturbate.

Often used as a funny joke when someone does something cringeworthy or is being despised by others, for example in a comments section of a video.
Ugh my mom keeps posting embarrassing stuff to the Internet..

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typing with one hand

1) Actually typing with one hand.

2) Maturbating while using an online chat program.

Can also be: typing one-handed, a one-handed typist, etc
Pat was typing with one hand last night while you were talking to him. I think he might be gay.
by Sarah March 21, 2004
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Right-hand Branch

Your best man, the man you can always rely on.
"Im getting married next month, want to be my right-hand branch?"
by Branchsquad January 15, 2021
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French Fry Hands

French fry hands are the international hand symbol to gesture for an order of fries, while in a foreign country and driving thru drive thru station. The hand gesture consists of a semi jazz hand gestures while moving your fingers rhythmically up and down. Internationally understood as the sign for french fries, especially in Spain.

The emoticon symbol is 🍟 👐🏼.
While i was in Spain, i gave the drive thru attendant some french fry hands. They knew right away i was hungry for some fries.
by Senor D. Martinez April 19, 2017
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my hands are cold

The act when a girl attempts to make the man hold their hand. Usually obvious to MOST people.
Tika "Wow, my hands are cold"
Andrew touches the hand "Yeh your right..."
by Wozz December 15, 2007
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throw dem hands

to fight with someone
are you gon throw dem hands wit dat nigga?
by johnloz1800 August 28, 2006
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patty cake with no hands

Patty cake with no hands refers to the act of shaking ones ass in such a way that the cheeks slap against each other creating a smacking sound.
"Patty cake, patty cake with no hands. Got me in this club making wedding plans."

"That was really stupid and lacking in taste Jason."
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