Cunt Bake

1) a word of jersey origin, meaning whenever it is over 80 degrees outside and a girl is still wearing sweatpants

2) When a person of swedish origin is lit on fire

wow did you see the news?
-yeah in bern, a cunt bake

sweet

by keith May 13, 2005

cave cunt

A significantly stretched-out vagina that offers minimal sensation for an average cock. Usually found on an older woman, especially one who has had multiple vaginal births.

Dude, I fucked this hot-looking MILF yesterday but she had a real cave cunt. She was so loose down there that I had to make her get me off with her mouth.

by Prof. Jayy May 3, 2008

cunt face

The English pronunciation of can't face with heavy Austrian accent

for example,

From the Sound of Music, when Mother Abbess offers advice to Maria,

"Maria, dese vulls vere not meant to shut out problems. You huv to face dem. You have to live de life you vere born to live. Vut is it you cunt face?"

by vajuxo February 8, 2010

cunt snot

Really thick lubricant that comes out of a females cunt when she creams herself. Usually has a distinctive odor for males to know that its time to insert the warm beefinto the taco!

"My cunt snot came out when I saw John Mayer take his shirt off. Hopefully he will want to bang backstage."

by K-Sizzle J May 10, 2006

cunt muscle

this is basically a derogative term to put someone down

"Dave, you're such a fucking cunt muscle. I hate you."

by fudeal August 29, 2006

cunt magnet

A guy that has cunts rather than girls flocking around him all the time.
A male that picks up bitches like Courtney all the time.

"Damn, that guy is a cunt magnet."

by luke "806" December 26, 2008

Cunt Tease

The Male equivalent of a cock tease. A sexy man who refuses to date other women keeping himself to himself and not sharing the bounty with others.

Eric and Andy next door are cunt teases!

by Claire & Michelle December 9, 2008