Alien’s Brain

The practice of improving a microwave by creating a concoction in a large coffee jar of a few large turds; take a shit in the jar or scoop it in, the former is better than the latter as it doesn’t leave scoop marks. Then fill the jar with piss (you may need more than one person here unless you have a full bladder).

Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.

Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.

The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.

Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.

That landlord didn’t give me my deposit back so I popped an alien’s brain in the microwave and bid him a good day.

by Rigobert Song July 29, 2023

Pickle brain

Pickle brain is a condition that occurs while playing pickleball. It is sudden onset of confusion about who the server is and what the score is. Pickle brain is a brain fart or brain fog on the pickleball court, it can affect players of all ages. Pickle brain is not long lasting and usually comes on during a pickle ball game when the server is calling out the score just prior to a serve.

During the pickleball game there was commotion on the court. The players were arguing over the score, they were all suffering from pickle brain. In the end, it was a great match and all had fun.

2-0-1….No…2-2-1…No …3-2-1 yes, that’s it. OMG I have pickle brain. What’s wrong with me, I always get confused about the score.

by Jwooolie March 24, 2024

think brain think

The action you want to take when someone is very uneducated and doesn’t think.

“You know cami?” “The girl that faked her pregnancy?” “She’s so stupid.” “Think brain think!”

by Rad200308 January 5, 2018

Brain fart

When you forget something really important.

Teacher: yes, gertrude?
Student: never mind, brain fart😟

by _.duhitsme._ August 10, 2016

Dirty Braine

When a big guy is fucking a tiny guy in the ass and the little guy moans : "Oh my days"

"Jonathan did a dirty Braine yesterday!"

by Sapoud December 8, 2021

Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.

I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.

by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021

Brain Nourishment

brain nourishment is when you are watching so-called "brainrot content" on any social media platform (tiktok, youtube, instagram etc.)

the brain nourishment happens during the viewing of the following things: skibidi toilet, rizz, edging tutorials and such

Person 1: (shows video of skibidi rizz)
Person 2: ah yes, brain nourishment

by skibidirizzler2017ohiosigma April 15, 2024