Peddo law

1, never give the kids back
2, more disgusting hoe shit

I love fuckin kids soo much I'll never give em back.
Its peddo law! Cuz peddos stick together like shit and dick

by Jesse peddo Peterson November 25, 2025

j-lawed

related to jennifer lawrence,it is if you trip over infront of a large group, crowd and audience

ha, he j-lawed

by It's true by the way April 14, 2017

sibling-in-law

Sibling's spouse or spouse's sibling.

My sibling-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

Sog's law

A variation on Sod's law.

Sog's law states: "If you leave your umbrella or coat at home it will rain"

My socks are soaked, of course I left my coat at home it's Sog's law

by Roars May 27, 2025

urban law

When everything you read on this site is law

Urban law is real

by The realb.c July 8, 2019

co-brother-in-law

Spouse's sibling's husband.

co-brother-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Junkie's Law

The law that dictates that when someone is high, no matter how irrelevant to the conversation it is, they will tell you about it.

"We we're playing online trying to think of a strategy to win, and some guy just kept saying he was high."
"Yep. That's Junkie's Law."

by jgjlaw August 12, 2025