Fat Tax

Price an individual pays for a gym membership that is never used

Martha realized she had to pay her fat tax this month, since she didn't make time for the gym since her last payment.

by Hciqo3n48 August 23, 2019

fat hunter

Person who has a fetish for fat people.

Todd looks for fat chicks online, he's a total fat hunter

by Arkhanasylum November 30, 2010

Fat Aus

A Kluck Fuck that is extremely flat in the ass but fat in the sass. Typically eats 3 entrees for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. A Fat Aus can be seen in the wilderness but on rare occasions can be seen holding the same beer for three hours in the corner of your favorite local bar.

"Did you just get a three stack of pancakes with your huevos rancheros? You a mother fuggin Fat Aus."

by Gemma369 October 10, 2017

Fat Fuck

Fat Fuck; When trying to have intercourse with a larger woman it’s hard to find the hole ? What you do is go 3 flaps forward, find the one that smells like shit and looks like curdled cottage cheese and go one flap back and your there!

“Fat” Fuck Get it

Tonight I’m gonna try my first Fat Fuck ! Hope Heather is understanding if I don’t get it right! I’ll bring Flowers!

by Amy Jae December 9, 2022

fat tueslaying

When you have sexual intercourse with an overweight woman on a Tuesday while eating a paczki

Nick couldn't wait to go fat tueslaying at Amy's house because it's Fat Tuesday, she's a real plumper and has a huge stash of paczki's

by Dicholas wenie arski September 21, 2016

Gross fat

When you're beyond just being ugly and fat.

Jason has to sit down to pee because he can't reach his penis to hold it. Jason is just GROSS FAT!!!!

by Hair by Crayola September 14, 2023

Fat fuck

Noun

A word that is also used instead of “my dear sister”. Fat Fuck may sound vulgar but in reality, if someone says this to you, they mean all the best. For example: “dorthy you FAT FUCK!” Is just another way of showing brotherly love

“Oye dilpickle you fat fuck, get me some ice cap panjodh.”

by Dr pabosimsim July 10, 2018