A conversational endpoint that you use when some little whiny worm is complaining to you and you are sick of it. Will often belittle complainer and give complain-ee a defining sense of satisfaction.
Whining little worm: Ughhhh, I got dirty snow on my Uggs, and my cell phone is broken, and things are really hard at home with my parents and ugh I'm just so stressed!
Me: . . . if only bananas were longer. . .
Whining Little Worm: *Silence*
Me: . . . if only bananas were longer. . .
Whining Little Worm: *Silence*
by Pi@noguy January 13, 2011
Get the . . . if only bananas were longer. . .mug. When you are playing donkey kong and you only have one life, you resort to getting every banana possible.
by Master_Batter April 11, 2008
Get the no banana left behind programmug. Made famous in the television show. Dr who first uttered by the tenth doctor to Rose Tyler his companion During a party at Madame de Pompadour castle in 18th century France.
in life you may have something that you do not have any use for at the moment but you might one day and that you should never forget to be spontaneous and fun
in life you may have something that you do not have any use for at the moment but you might one day and that you should never forget to be spontaneous and fun
Amanda and Jennifer remembered to always bring a banana to a party not knowing what to expect but fun itself and que cera cera
by Nagubal May 28, 2014
Get the always bring a banana to a partymug. A pair of outlandish yellow pants, usually worn by pimps or people f that nature. The pants themselves are occasionally smooth but they are generally made of a shag carpet like material. They are commonly mistaken for Hammer pants because of the similar cut.
by Banana V. Pants June 16, 2008
Get the Fuzzy Banana Pantsmug. Sexual stunt in which a man lifts his scrotum in a swift, almost tossing-type motion, while simultaneously slapping his taint extremely hard. This is to be done in a practiced manner to the extent that the man can perform the act at the exact instant he begins cumming, causing his ejaculatory fluid to launch higher than ever deemed possible as a result of the taint slap.
"I have to clean the ceiling because Gerald pulled the ol' banana hammer puddin' rocket again last night."
"Paulie misfired practicing the banana hammer puddin' rocket and came in my eye!"
"Paulie misfired practicing the banana hammer puddin' rocket and came in my eye!"
by banana hammer March 16, 2010
Get the Banana hammer puddin' rocketmug. by Carmen<3 October 12, 2021
Get the National Anna Banana daymug. (adj.) Simile phrase that refers to one being in a habitat or position one is not used to. Visual similarities appear on the surface but one does not belong with the other.
Nancy: Crickey doesn't David look just like your brother Mitchell in that football kit?
Drew: Yeah but he plays like a hocky player on the dance floor, hes like a banana in a pickle jar
What's worse than a banana in a pickle jar? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
Drew: Yeah but he plays like a hocky player on the dance floor, hes like a banana in a pickle jar
What's worse than a banana in a pickle jar? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
by Moastall Nileigh November 23, 2022
Get the Like a banana in a pickle jarmug.