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Clog Ninja

Anyone who can run across a basketball court wearing clogs and not make a a sound.
by djsmakywas March 9, 2012
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Rapper Warrior Ninja

A gag on The Eric Andre Show. It's like American Ninja Warrior but better.
Guy One: Remember when Danny Brown walked through soiled underwear on Rapper Warrior Ninja?
Guy Two: Man, that was nothing compared to A$AP Rocky walking on mouse traps and getting shoved into a kiddy pool!
by N1mrod November 30, 2020
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Ninja

Ninja is a god that dyes his hair different colors every now and then
by Flanner June 4, 2018
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Minge ninja

It all happened so rapidly he was in and out like a ninja
You know that guy I took home hes was swift he was like a minge ninja in and out before I knew it....premature
by Chop81 April 3, 2021
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Coffee Ninja

Coffee Ninjas are usually local beings living in your neighbourhood and hiding in plain sight.
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary

There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...
P1: Hello! Sorry just wanted to give you some coffee.
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.

P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!

Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity
by Birbados November 21, 2021
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Ninja

Ninja, a fortnut player that seems to be getting bigger in popularity by the moment. (As of 2018)
Ninja has been known to be dying of ligma recently.
1.)Ninja is good at Fortnite
2.)Ninja is dying of ligma
by What if I don't want a usernam November 11, 2018
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Ninja

Some blue haired streamer with loads of cash.
"HE'S STREAM SNIPING DUDE!", *reports for having higher ping*.
Guy: what a Ninja.
by iiiCassh November 24, 2018
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