lonely penis

When a male is in a group consisting solely of females, thus being the only person with a penis.

Lonely penis-ing can be negative:
Guy: Dude, my girlfriend made me hang out with all of her girl-friends this weekend, I had such a lonely penis.
Or positive:
Guy A: As fun as it was hanging out with just biddies last night, I got a bit of a lonely penis
Guy B: I know dude, bros before hos

by blocking the cock June 14, 2011

penis trinkle

When something turns you on so much a little baby gravy comes out

That food was so good it made my penis trinkle

by Disco D August 31, 2015

penie hut

Further diminutive of penie. This word can be used to describe a man who likes to make sex crimes in another man's anoose while listening Cookery Buchek's "Bing Bang".

Antoe is such a penie hut in Chemistry Class !

by Corkey Butchek December 7, 2006

penis marking

The term for waking up after a long night, and finding out that someone drew a penis on your cheek with a Sharpie marker.

I have a penis marking!

by Mike Will November 18, 2003

mobius penis

A penis so large that it could be considered endless. May also refer to a method of drawing a life sized represantation of a very large penis on small paper.

I heard Brad is so well hung he's got a mobius penis. We better hope that chick has a klein vagina!

by telekinetic November 11, 2008

Grumpy Penis

The act of being impotent when you bring home the cute girl from the bar, for once.

Kanye: Yo. Why you gotta get all soft when you get the chick in your lap and not when you're about to whack off to the TV? Breyers so deserved her, they would have gone at it like apes!

Talon: Don't be such a douchebag! We all know after a long night of drinking that one can get Grumpy Penis!

by ABCdsizeplease October 14, 2009

Penis Troll

n. An individual whose forum posts and/or text messages frequently contain phallic references or the word penis.

Man 1: Yo, bro! Any idea what we're having for dinner tonight?

Response Text: Penis!

Man 1: God damnit. Do you ever NOT have cock on your mind? Damn penis troll...

by Cheezy Chester April 25, 2011