Mad on

Noun, a form of eroticized rage. Where a person expresses sexual desire through a pattern of harassment and hate directed towards the desired individual.

Also know as #hateboner

The news anchor has a total mad on for that female politician.

by christostef August 9, 2025

mad autistic vibes

when a festival-head has ingested a large amount of a psychoactive substance that leads them to lose all linear train of thought and turns them into an absoloute-fuck-hole during sets as well as around the festival grounds. you do not want to be around these types of people, since mad autistic vibes are a highly contagious airborne pathogen that infects those that are within in a 5m radius

Brandon: "Bro where is Diplo!? Dude, we NEED YOU, FIRE UP!! I think we might have to grab another beer boys"

Jason: "Damn bro, we might have to".

Chad: "Hommiiieeeeeee, fire B, fire"

Jack: "FFFUUUUAAAAAA!!!!!"

Bystander: "Wow, they have signs of mad autistic vibes. I wasn't ready for this"

Brandon: "No one is"

by Jourtson October 16, 2018

mama-mad

When someone gets as furious as a mother can get if her child is accused of a misdeed or pointed out as the culprit without sufficient evidence; the mother loses all control, hence, she is "mama-mad";

Boy, when she saw him with someone else on his arm, she became uncontrollably mama-mad

by Texas ferret November 28, 2012

Mads

Mads will be the greatest person you’ve ever met. The future of Mads will be unknown, but Mads will still be powerful.
By being around Mads you go from a 3 to a solid 11.

Hey look! I’m hot now that I’m with Mads

by the crusty sock November 22, 2021

mads

literally one of the nicest and talented people like imagine not knowing her, and shes also like super funny </3

"hey you know mads?"
"yeah! shes my friend!"

by chwes lil bro December 31, 2021

Treasure Madness

A Facebook game that is commonly played by single mothers with nothing better to do and old women that need to think about something besides their rapidly approaching death.

Woman of indeterminate age: "I love Treasure Madness so much! It's quite fun and easy to play.

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Masturbatory March Madness

MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.

Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha

by SomeShitPoster September 7, 2020