Skunk Like a Badger

When someone is terrible at something you call them Skunk Like a Badger, as they stink like a skunk and look like a badger (go outside you wont).

Samantha: Playing Fortnite with Dave
Dave: fucking annihilates Samantha.
Dave: "You're bad, you're free, literally and figuratively dogwater, straight up Skunk Like a Badger, any askers?"

by ClownJuice August 31, 2021

smells like bbq

What you say after you let out a big fart that you're too proud of to let it go unnoticed.

Alyssa: (farts, silent but deadly) Mmm... smells like bbq
Sarah: (smells) Oh crap, that's not bbq, that's awful!
Alyssa: Gotcha!

by holyfishtacos! May 10, 2011

like all balls

(adverb), like crazy i.e. a lot

BILLY: Hey Susie, wanna go hit that nudie beach up in Malibu and get rid of some of these tan lines?
SUSIE: Are you kidding? Have you looked outside today? It's raining ike crazy out there!
BILLY LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW.
BILLY: Damn. It's raining like all balls.

by HelenHar January 1, 2008

smashing the like button

A woman performing clitoral masturbation or known as “smashing the like button”

Lil sister Susie is in her bedroom smashing the like button to Johnny Sins

by Muff Goodman October 31, 2020

I dont like it!

A general response to use when someone tells you about something negative.

I wanted to come over and play foosball but I had to stay home with my old lady. "response" I dont like it!

by Dick fitswell February 4, 2004

fly like falcon

When everyone thinks you had a grand adventure but really you did nothing except hide in a box in the attic.

"My trip to Paris was amazing!"

"Whatever. You can fly like falcon all you want. I know you were really in Boise!"

by zandar demko October 15, 2009

just like the chase

just like all of the other stupid jerks people call men or boys

your just like the chase!i cant stand you!

by Melany torez December 13, 2010