Money

something I don't have

Person A; Do you have any money?

Person B; I'm still broke sadly

by Microwave2222 June 18, 2022

Money Dog

A money dog is... Dog...With money, it collects hoes as it likes to fuck them too.

"Oh man, he is a real money dog.

by Fagboi98-2901324 August 8, 2017

Butt Money

When you have so much money, it’s coming out of your butt. You spend butt money quick because, well, it came out of your butt so you want to get rid of it ASAP.

We’re taking a limo tonight because I have butt money.

by Mmmm Peanuts November 4, 2022

To Glum ones money

Person that hates spending money and eagerly goes the extra mile to avoid any costs. Like requesting a refund for getting the order delivered by different (cheaper) courier than requested.

To Glum ones money - Robert is sitting on his money like a Glum.

by pw994 May 14, 2021

booger money

Extra money collected and kept in a safe place that's there to "pick" whenever it's needed.

I always keep a stack of booger money in my underwear drawer.

by benny and the jets April 19, 2017

Money

An evil vice that enslaves the vast majority of all humanity while simultaneously preventing the masses from achieving their goals/living their dreams/being where they want to be. Don't let people fool you into thinking that if you somehow had a little more of it, you'd be okay. What makes money so evil is that we are forced to use it, often against our will.

There's a homeless person sleeping on the street. The homeless person is homeless and starving because of money. Money is the root of all evil.

by Space Wrangler February 27, 2022

Slime money

Money you make as a prostitue

I gotta make that slime money to pay my bills.

by JohnDough420 December 12, 2017