Fart Wrangler

Someone who is so controlling that they would probably try to throw a lasso around a fart.

Dude 1: "How is your relationship with Sheila working out?"

Dude 2: "I dunno, man, she's kind of a fart wrangler."

by TippyGoesLive! June 21, 2010

Tent Fart

To fart under a blanket while keeping someone confined in the." Tent".

" Hey!" Said the little girl. " let me out! Your blanket smells like rotten eggs!

Then her big brother laughed and yelled out " ha ah you will reek the havoc of my Tent Fart!".

by Pocket Bubble November 4, 2013

panic fart

a fart that slips out due to loss of control due to panic.

Gaz let a right ripper go in the classy restaurant when he thought Lee was going to finish the wine and went to grab it. 'Was that a panic fart?' asked Ian. 'I think so' said Gaz

by iann888 December 3, 2009

fart smuggler

a fart that is held in the bowels of your anal cavity and is yet to be released till a more appropriate time.

i saw Hudson yesterday with Josh. they looked like total fart smugglers

by MC HUDMART November 14, 2010

fart train

To commence farting as you start walking down a hallway or passage - trying to make the fart last all the way to the end. Ensures a consistent unpleasant experience for any followers

Man! - I just followed the longest fart train ever - its was awful!

by taranto September 25, 2013

party fart

a loud audible act of flatulence which doesn't produce any foul or offensive odor. an act that produces joy and humor with no ill side effects.

Frankie "Ewwww, Dad you farted!!! Gross"

Dad "Don't worry, it's just a party fart; it won't smell"

by PickleBreakfast January 10, 2014

Placebo Fart

When somebody announces that they farted even though they didn't. The victims are tricked into thinking this is the truth, and they mentally create the smell of a fart, thinking its real.

Guy 1: "Dude I just ripped a huge one!"

Guy 2: *breathes in* "Aww gross man, that's nasty!"

Guy 1: "Dude I'm kidding. I made a placebo fart."

by SupaC July 20, 2010