doing the taxes

a term for having sex; can involve whip cream

Hey son we are going to be "doing the taxes."

by snodtot October 4, 2016

Doing a Murray

Slang phrase for partaking in acts of self-gratification whilst at work

McMc is in the gent's toilets masterbating, i.e. Doing a Murray.

by LiVe LeE October 27, 2010

Doing the Heather

Smoking weed at work.

Person 1: Where been man?
Person 2: Out in my car doing the Heather. Im ripped man.
Person1: Dude were at work!

by Bigboy27 June 9, 2010

Do The Job

To lose a match or a game. This phrase originated in professional wrestling.

The winner of the NFC East will do the job in the first round of the playoffs

by TwinFami January 3, 2020

do the jitz

To run or walk away, to leave, let's roll or Let's bounce

1: "The cops busted the party so we had to do the jitz across the road."

2: "Stay a bit longer." "Nah, I gotta do the jitz down to the store and pick me up some vodka."

3: "I hauled her b*tch ass into the car and did the jitz from the cops" "Wtf did you do then?" "Then my mum came in and yelled at me to turn grand theft auto off."

by FLOMG September 26, 2008

Doing a Stevie

A Stevie will cry when given a blow job. They are remedial but so damn sexy. They love the month of March - national pancake day, peanut butter day, steak and a blowjob day - and of course bipolar day.

‘They are being sucked off so nicely, why are there tears in their eyes? ‘
‘Don’t worry, they’re just doing a Stevie’

by Phroar February 9, 2023

to do an Eren

To single-handedly wipe out a vast majority of the human race, with the total and complete intention of self-sacrifice at its end. To do an Eren implies that the user is completely fed up with the state of the world, and would rather have it, and themselves, turn into a pile of dust, than return to their soul-numbing vocation.

I love the expression "to do an Eren". It helps me sleep at night. - One psychopath to another

by maybeiwanttousemyrealname July 27, 2021