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patrick star hands

When you have overly small hands so, therefore, they are referred to as nubs.
"Wow Annie has really small hands compared to her arm size"

"Yeah she has serious Patrick star hands"
by mattie&molly November 29, 2017
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hand to man combat

to beat off, materbate or pull wang
dude 1: I think i am going to slam some ham.
dude 2: what?
dude 1: You know a little hand to man combat.
by Jaylo650 August 2, 2009
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right hand girl

An amazing girl that is very close to a male such as a bestfreind or comforting person to talk to or for example a : rosy .
Wow that righty is awsome af
Right hand girl: lovable girl
by Djdjdjdjdmd November 11, 2015
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Awkward Hand Job

When a male convinces a male or female friend to give him a hand job. It is an emotionless act, and is purely a mechanical action. The friend is guilted into performing the act, usually being unenthusiastic and employing sloppy technique. As neither party is interested, the receiver usually finds it difficult to maintain an erection, and climax is rarely achieved.

Neither party benefits from this transaction, and it is usually considered the low point of any friendship. This uncomfortable incident usually leads to a brief hiatus in the friendship while both parties come to terms with their awkward feelings of guilt/shame.

An awkward hand job may be used a form of currency or bartering system for minor favors or small amounts of money.

Used in conversation as "AHJ".
Example (Awkward Hand Job):

Person 1: I can pay you back that money I owe you next friday!

Person 2: It's fine, just give me an AHJ and we'll call it quits.

Person 1: ... fine... :-/
by kevseany August 4, 2012
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Edward Forty Hands

Drinking game, where one duct tapes a 40 to each hand and must drink both fortys before removing them from their hands. See also colt 45 hands
Quit being a bitch and finish your Edward Forty Hands.
by jdogg March 30, 2005
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second hand smoking

Walking behind or standing near a smoker in order to breathe their smoke.
Jen, you're supposed to have quit, stop second hand smoking.
by rpetras August 17, 2008
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only at my hand

1) To be performed only by someone's authorization.
2) To command action only by someone's authority.
Dom: "Hey Peter, do you want me to forward your phone?"
Peter: "No forwarding shall be done. Only at my hand. Take care now. Bye".
by Fistina November 3, 2006
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