tit-in-a-can

Someone or something incredibly cool.

me: "Wow...I can't believe how deeply in love and connected on a spiritual level I feel when I am with Larry."

you: "Uh, yeah. That Larry is tit-in-a-can!"

by Rayleen February 25, 2008

Tits-Donkey

A mysterious, immortal donkey with a single large breast where its face would normally be. Its origins are unknown, but it is known to obstruct passages. The only way to get past it is for a member of the group to engage it by playing Sudoku so that everyone else may pass.

"Damn it, there's a tits-donkey up ahead. Now what?" Said Bill.
"Let's turn back. I fucking hate Sudoku," replied Jim.

by Sekai July 28, 2012

Tits on a boat

like the terms tits on a boar, man, or board etc... the term "tits on a boat" is used to describe how useless or incompetent someone or something is.

Believed origins of the term:

1) in history it use to be considered unlucky and a bad omen to have a woman on board a ship.
2) the figure heads on the front of a boat (usually a woman with baring breasts) though aesthetically pleasing had no real use other then for superstition and aesthetic.

"your as useless as tits on a boat"

by Felix Greene April 2, 2009

church tits

When a girl has breasts that look small but are actually huge.

I hooked up with her last night and damn, she has church tits!

by pancakegirl January 9, 2016

Potato Tit

- someone who acting like a complete asshole for no reason
- someone who can't take a joke

Dude you're such a potato tit today, calm down it was just a joke!

by MyNamesJefffff8888 September 11, 2020

smurf tits

when your woman makes the mistake of telling you to squeeze her tits harder and the results end in blue bruises covering her now sore blue tits

I was told to squeeze her tits so hard last night they turned blue like smurf tits.

by DKTRANSPORTER September 20, 2014

River Tits

The act of slinging ones cock over a females shoulder, then proceeding to urinate over her shoulder between her tits, creating a river of urine through her tits.

After he took her home last night, Søren told me that he gave that girl a set of River Tits with a heavier flow than the Mighty Mississippi.

by Phil T. Blumpkin Jr. September 21, 2015