tomato tits

Tits that squirt out tomato juice instead of milk.

"neenah, can you buy me some tomato juice?"
"no need sweet cheeks, i can just squirt you some, outta my big, red, circle, tomato tits(:''

by chesterabagail April 9, 2010

Tits on a stick

something which is just perfect, used to describe a particularly good event or thing, similar to describing something as the dog's bollox

Sé won $50 on the lotto and said, well that's just tits on a stick

by Sé January 12, 2004

Bitch Tits

A man that has exstreemly large breasts.

yoo! that dudes got some bitch tits!

by Joel Klepach October 4, 2003

church tits

When a girl has breasts that look small but are actually huge.

I hooked up with her last night and damn, she has church tits!

by pancakegirl January 9, 2016

Tits-Donkey

A mysterious, immortal donkey with a single large breast where its face would normally be. Its origins are unknown, but it is known to obstruct passages. The only way to get past it is for a member of the group to engage it by playing Sudoku so that everyone else may pass.

"Damn it, there's a tits-donkey up ahead. Now what?" Said Bill.
"Let's turn back. I fucking hate Sudoku," replied Jim.

by Sekai July 28, 2012

Tits on a boat

like the terms tits on a boar, man, or board etc... the term "tits on a boat" is used to describe how useless or incompetent someone or something is.

Believed origins of the term:

1) in history it use to be considered unlucky and a bad omen to have a woman on board a ship.
2) the figure heads on the front of a boat (usually a woman with baring breasts) though aesthetically pleasing had no real use other then for superstition and aesthetic.

"your as useless as tits on a boat"

by Felix Greene April 2, 2009

sketchy tits

Mostly used in Southern CA when describing a crazy, scary, or a sketchy situation

"Bro I almost got arrested last night, it was sketchy tits"

"Dude I can't believe we almost hit that semi on the freeway on our way back from Vegas, that was sketchy tits bro"

by SDBbrown88 February 21, 2011