An unspoken law for men to abide by, they cannot go first through a door or do any action when there is a lady present. After the lady has gone, the gentleman follow.
Female 1: oh it’s ok go ahead
Male 1: oh no, ladies first.
Female 1: oh no I insist
Male 1: I cannot, it breaks the gentleman’s law.
Female 1: oh please,
Male 1: I cannot break the law, it makes all us gentlemen feel like crap.
Male 1: oh no, ladies first.
Female 1: oh no I insist
Male 1: I cannot, it breaks the gentleman’s law.
Female 1: oh please,
Male 1: I cannot break the law, it makes all us gentlemen feel like crap.
by Eggsmcjones April 29, 2021
Get the The Gentleman’s Law mug.The phenomenon that occurs when an individual is carrying many things in their arms but frees up one hand to reach for their keys. Dave's Law says that the keys will always be in the pocket opposite to the free hand.
by A regular Dave March 15, 2022
Get the Dave's Law mug.A law which describes the feeling that a Colorado driver experiences when witnessing someone driving poorly or recklessly on I-25, only for it to be revealed the vehicle has Texas plates.
This phenomenon is similar in sensation to Bidoof's Law.
This phenomenon is similar in sensation to Bidoof's Law.
Guy 1: "Did you see the video of the man driving from Colorado Springs to Denver in 20 minutes on his bike?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! He's from Texas. Classic Bartosz's Law."
Guy 2: "Yeah! He's from Texas. Classic Bartosz's Law."
by ProfoundThoughts January 30, 2024
Get the Bartosz's Law mug.A law made by people, by humans just like every other human that wears a mask. A new way to try and lock someone up, just like trespassing laws are an older way of trying to lock someone up. It's not a good way for a business to do business, though it is a good way for a business to keep a few people from doing business there. That is, if it is just business, and it's not personal. If it is still just for a business to keep their Bill's paid, and nothing else.
The mask law was a new way to try and run a few people off, besides that masks reduced virus transmissions by, in the medical professionals and scientists own words, single digit percentages. There was essentially no good reason to lock somebody up for not having a mask on.
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