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brain fog

An everyday description of feeling muddled and cognitively slower than expected - normal really - but which following COVID has put on the clothes of medical parlance and has become one of the classic, "I feel it, so it is" non-sequiturs.

In reality, most of us are objectively less clever and sharp than we think, particularly as we age, or get promoted beyond our abilities. That's life, and there's plenty of evidence it's normal. But post 2020, as COVID brain fog exploded, unchallenged. Brain fog can now follow any unpleasant event outside our control, particularly when someone else might be to blame (workplace accident, illness, trauma). Post 2020, it is an unchallengeable pseudomedical term that describes the gap between what we want and the reality of what we are in a harsh and difficult world. Brain fog is perfect weather to hide in!
Co-worker (1): "I need the afternoon off, my brain fog is particularly bad today. I'm so tired I've left the banana on top of the what do you call it. I've never been the same since COVID"
Co-worker (2): ".... better keep my lips sealed - don't want to make her brain fog worse by inflicting a hate crime..."
by HRHClare April 3, 2024
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Brain Sweat

When you think about something so intense that you feel like your brain is sweating.
Tina was thinking about all of the furniture that she needed to move and she broke out in a brain sweat.
by Whosit606 March 6, 2020
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brain stain

Hey baby gimme a brain stain.
by AlecLEE41 July 30, 2022
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Full Brain

(Adj.) using both right and left hemispheres of the brain; using both the creative hemisphere (r) and the logistical hemisphere (l).
I. “The presentation Jin gave today was so thorough. He definitely full brained it.”

II. “Would you like to go out for a drink tonight?”
“Nah, I gotta full brain this paper. Thank you for the invitation though.”
by Anon flower April 16, 2022
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Adhd Brain

When your Adhd and your body can't get along and you are left in a state of hyperactive/hypoactive confusion
Oh my gosh, I've got mega ADHD-Brain right now, I just can't sorry.

I need to sleep but my adhd brain won't let me
by Neeks_ Rusty Sword July 8, 2022
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brain fart

when you forget every thing you learn to do a test
by laughmaker5000 September 28, 2019
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boy brain

When a guy exhibits behaviors of a young boy whose frontal lobe has not developed even though they are at the age where it should be developed.
He has major boy brain. Why did he not think before he said something so stupid?
by potatoglassnoodle April 19, 2024
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