Girlfriend law

The girlfriend law- Ones boyfriend is legally obligated to tell their girlfriend when and why they are not ok, which then the girl shall proceed to give hugs and kisses(or other COVID safe options) until the boyfriend is 100% cured of ALL life problems.

Girlfriend “hey are you ok”
Boyfriend “well I can’t get away from the girlfriend law it’s illegal, no I’m not”
Girlfriend *hugs, kisses(COVID safe actions) “better?”
Boyfriend “yes!”

by Jimmy knows November 3, 2020

granduncle-in-law

1- Grandaunt's husband.
2- Spouse's granduncle.

My granduncle-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

Turner's Law

Every electronics lab task, no matter how small, will always eat up an entire day.

"It's 7:00 and we only just managed to solder the new diode on this device."
"Classic case of Turner's Law."

by nujuat February 12, 2021

great-great-great-grandson-in-law

Great-great-great-granddaughter's husband.

My great-great-great-grandson-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

Bifloof's law

Originating from an urban dictionary word titled Bidoof’s Law, Bifloof's law states in summary that there will never be anything more joyous than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to furry porn”.

bifloof's law strikes again

by MisterPeanut April 14, 2020

Murphy’s law

When a woman give a fellatio to a man after consuming potential barf material and end up puking on the man’s shaft

« Man , Jessica showed me what Murphy’s law was last night »

by Canadiah December 12, 2019

razörs law

Any controversy involving the internet where the Left don't immediately get their way will be compared to GamerGate within 48 hours.

So when the movie "Captain Marvel" crashed and burned, razörs law was invoked.

by Lance_Lake September 16, 2020