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God's Joint

The 'God's Joint' is a joint that combines all variations of cannabis, such as resin on the paper, herbal, bud and solid mixed with baccy, lightly topped with pollen. This joint will supply one with a most joyful high and a very long mong at the end.
Jefferson: S**t that smells good!
Peterson: I know right, try smoking it...
Jefferson: Mhhhmm, what is it?
Peterson: It's God's Joint, man.
Jefferson: Give it here man!
by MashMaster December 16, 2010
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God of the bible

He is a wonderful and faithful God that ANYONE can trust
Guy 1: God is so graceful like a lion.

Guy 2 : Yeah he even gave his only son to save us and He resurrected on the third day.

Guy 2: did u know one of God's names Emanuel means god with us.

Guy 1:sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh i didn't know that!

Guy 2: God of the Bible means that God is the creator of the universe so burn those books of lies called catholic bibles and get christian bibles!
by sgh unknown February 14, 2022
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God Time

The official time down to the minute. Sometimes watches can be "fast" or "slow" by a few or a lot of minutes and not always match the World Clock. Cell Phones and Computers are the exception since they are regulated and keep a consistent time. The time displayed on your cell phone is God Time.
Person 1: What time is it?

Person 2: *looks at watch*"It is 4:46 pm"

Person 3: *Looks at cellphone* "According to God time it is 4:50 pm"
by Luna_hermione October 4, 2011
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fire god

When you stick a burning branch up her or his asshole
by Paris is gay May 12, 2018
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praise be to God

I pray “Praise be to God” every fucking day of my life now that I’m a non-denominational Christian
by Bad C dev June 10, 2023
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Roblox God

The Roblox Creator aka David Baszucki he created roblox so that means he's the roblox god it's as simple as that!
Jay: Who's the roblox god?
Mike: David Baszucki
Jay: Oh ok.
by Maskie... March 20, 2022
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Hock God

Teenage boy who is a god at hockey and too busy to hang cause he's shredding it at the rink. Usually straight white male
That dudes a hock god
by Ecm1323 December 7, 2017
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