Facebook funeral

Finding out everything you wanted to know about someone and more after befriending them on Facebook. Spoiling all motivation to know them in more depth.

He/ she was really into me at that party a few weekends ago, we became friends on Facebook since and when I saw them again, they didn't seem that interested in me anymore. I guess our friendship got a Facebook funeral.

by GotLix August 30, 2012

Facebook pout

An annoying and vaguely negative comment posted as a Facebook status update whose purpose is to let everyone know that the poster is upset about something, and to gather attention. It is the online adult equivalent of a child pouting. The post does not specify what the user is upset about. It is an attention-seeking move. If someone is silly enough to ask what the problem is, the original poster will not answer directly.

Facebook User 1: "I just don't know why I even bother..."
Facebook User 2: "What's the matter, Facebook User 1?"
Facebook User 1: ":-("
Facebook User 2: "Facebook User 1, what's the matter, pumpkin?"
Facebook User 1: "People are just like always the same"
Facebook User 3: "It's just a Facebook pout"

by huecodoc2 November 5, 2013

facebook jockin

a individual that comments on alot of your posts with stupid shit

person 1: yo man did you read what jim commented on your status?

person 2: yeah man hes facebook jockin dude

by dfvbgh September 26, 2011

facebook whore

Someone who constantly flirts/hooks up/plays head games with people they are friends with on Facebook. This usually involves posting several statuses that suggest they are about someone but no tags because there are several people they are messing with.

Did you see Carolyn CeeCee Reeds statuses? They were all about different guys.

Yea.. she's a Facebook whore.

by JohnDeereCamo February 24, 2012

Facebook Moments

Moments that are so insanely random, retarded, original, stupid that they are epic.
Therefore, making them Facebook material.

Facebook Moments

by thegoodleftundone June 18, 2011

Facebook Purgatory

When you receive a friend request that you do not want to accept nor deny so they just stay in your friend request notification tab.

My mom is trying to add me on Facebook but I'm just leaving her in Facebook purgatory.

by Mr.McGibbletts August 10, 2016

Facebook Graveyard

A facebook group or profile which hasn't been used in so long it has the chilling effect of a graveyard, which scares facebookees to their core.

Usually the outcome of someone creating a group or profile with little intent of using it, and so their interest level in the page goes from little to none.

a) Yo, have you seen Adam's facebook page lately?
b) Bitch, that thing's a facebook graveyard.

by The Fishy Chicken August 11, 2011