Blue Potato

A male yeast infection on the testicles.

The patient has a bad case of Blue Potato.

by AtomicShockwave March 9, 2015

Blue Bar

How someone with a lisp doesn’t want to say, “rice krispies” so they say blue bar.

Hey you want a (fuck, I can’th thay rithe Krithpy, I have a lisp) BLUE BAR? - Alex Ernst, from that one vine

by alreadyinusebysomeoneelese March 13, 2020

teh blue

Gold Bond Blue (extra strength foot powder) powder when applied to your nether regions (aka nut powder)

It's like 90 degrees out today! Glad I put on teh blue, it's like 10000 icy gnomes going mike tyson on my goods!

by phy6 July 12, 2007

blue stuff

Blue Meth. (from the TV-Show Breaking Bad -used by Jessie Pinkman)

Yo hook me up with some of them blue stuff.

by officialZdawg December 27, 2016

Blue Screened

v. looking at porn and causing the computer to crash. 90% of all blue screen occurences are a result of fapping research.

I was fapping with about 37 windows open and blue screened. You know computers, help a brotha out?
Only if you don't touch me and I'll be using my own keyboard.

by jonjacobjinglehimersmit456 April 28, 2011

Blue Balls

When you want some pussy but cant get any.

This story is giving me Blue Balls

by TheDrunkenFROG January 18, 2017

Blue Helmet

A person who talks as though they are in a position of authority. They will nitpick and rant about every little flaw with what you are doing while they watch from the sidelines, but offer no help in fixing any of those issues.

He wears his blue helmet like a king would wear a crown.

by Baconbomb01 March 6, 2022