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Cheesecake Whore

A cheesecake whore is a skunky, loose, walking disease of a female you find yourself suddenly attracted to in times of need, desperation, or panic.
Damn skip, you know where gonna go out tonight, find us a cheesecake whore, hit that shit, and be out.
by Patrick N May 28, 2006
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hug whore

People who tend to give and receive an excessive amount of hugs daily - whether you like it or not.
Oh lawd! Breezy, Dianne and Matt are such hug whores! They're always going around the school and tackling people with their outburst of hugs!
by Dianne July 20, 2008
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Shoe Whore

One who owns an excessive number of shoes or has trouble getting rid of old shoes.
I counted 12 pairs of shoes in Juan's room. What a shoe whore.
by Vanilla Chunky October 9, 2009
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bible whore

Anyone, man or woman, who dumps someone because they don't share a religion, no matter what the religions, or lack thereof.
That bible whore dumped me because I said we should go to the mall on sunday instead of church!!
by Denverpontiasgrassho January 9, 2008
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Glasses whore

One who wears anothers glasses in rapid succesion for many reasons most often to see if they look good on the glasses whore(needless to say they never do) or to make fun of the fashion sense of the legal proprietor of the glasses.
"Victoria is such a glasses whore!!!1 She always wears my glasses just to see if they look good on her" "Yeah I know jeez!!!"
by Shosher June 11, 2006
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gear whore

Originated with fly fishermen who have to have every cool,expensive piece of gear there is. Now broadly applies to anyone who has to have the all the cool, expensive gear associated with their hobby of choice.
That guy with all the ski equipment is a real gear whore.
by shane December 3, 2004
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Vibram Whore

A person who not only owns the Vibram Fivefingers but wears them constantly.

A Vibram Whore tells everybody they know (and don't know) about the Fivefingers obsessively.

Any time somebody mentions anything possibly related to footwear, the Vibram Whore will quickly jump in to mention the benefits of the Vibram Fivefingers.

They can usually quote several studies offhand showing the benefits of running or walking barefoot.
Friend 1: Totally, man.. oh god. Here comes Colin.
Friend 2: He's such a Vibram Whore.
Colin: Hey, guys, want to hear the benefits of the Vibram Fivefingers?!
Friend 1 & 2: Christ..
by A Vibram Whore Myself December 7, 2009
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