chris

chris is a dude who is rlly hot, drinks alot of pre workout until face tingles

hes such a chris

by taramisu November 6, 2018

Chris

Chris is one of a kind, and always manage to put a smile on your face. He’s a hot latino papi with dark hair and brown eyes, has a dark but funny humor, a contagious laugh, and a hell of a burrito that’ll break your back. You’re always gonna have a great time with Chris, whether y’all are out taking photos, getting cops to cheer you on getting freaky, watching sports or movies, beating his competitive ass in pool and other games, or just being around him. He’s a heck of an artist, a sweet soul, the best kisser, and one of the best person’s you’ll ever meet.

You have a Chris in your life?! Wow. That’s one you wouldn’t wanna lose.

by mamacita___ November 22, 2021

chris perkins

A true neutral being, of extreme power. Will hurt your characters, but making super emotional and entertaining. DM to the Stars.

"Did your DM Chris Perkins your party?"
"Yeah, it seemed like a TPK, but then we all woke up in the dungeons of Castle Ravenloft without our stuff."

by cryingisafreeaction December 18, 2018

chris demir

a dumbass mf that wears jeans and compression tights to sleepovers so when he sleeps he gets swamp ass that eventually turns into duck butter

look at that polo g lookin mf

that’s chris demir

by ffffjewssfvewx October 2, 2022

Chris Wadey Breakfast

Chicken chow mein up your bum x10 funnel 10x red bulls into your bum hole and poo on your wifes nipple. Then eat it. Lovely Jubbly.

I love a Chris Wadey breakfast on a Tuesday

by Jonny Ross November 21, 2021

chris

he gets all the men because he's homosexual. be like chris. or don't. chris don't care. chris too busy eating snickers.

not chris: hey did you see chris

also not chris: no i was kidnapping children.

by Jas The Man July 20, 2020

Chris

You get you a Chris then my friend you are blessed. Chris is all about his coins & he gets the baddest of the baddest when it comes to females, a Chris will read you & play you like a book that’s his best asset other then he’s extremely sexy. You run into a Chris you better keep him around.

Chris rhymes with that “GUY”

by ___naniiboo November 23, 2021