Telescoping Penis

(noun) a penis that slides back into itself so that it becomes smaller and smaller, which can be the result of--among other things--cold, fear, and ugly women.

"The cold pool caused his telescoping penis to all but disappear."

by Holly M S May 22, 2010

Penis sex

how gay men are supposed to have sex (It's not how it happens tho)

Gay guy: lets have penis sex!
Straight Guy: Hell no! I got me some pussy!

by DriFtRagnarok November 2, 2019

Penis fluff.

When you get fluff and fabrics from your under wear on your penis and you celan it in the shower and a minute later its back! It wont go away!!!

Mark: Hey jane, i got some penis fluff.
(JK the poofter intervenes)
JK:Want me to suck it off for you????

by Stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp December 29, 2009

rice penis

Term referring to a short penis length, especially in south asian ethnic groups. The size of the penis is said to resemble that of a grain of rice. Ownership of a rice rocket may be used to compensate for this lack.

Insecurity about the length of his rice penis led him to put decals and a coffee-can muffler on his Accord.

by Art August 29, 2005

Penis Gun

A gun made out of penis parts that shoot sperm bullets. They can be very dangerous if used properly.

"Hey look out Amy, Sarah is about to shoot you with her penis gun!!"

by I'd Do Me May 4, 2006

Penis leash

1. (adj)- An off-the-wall insult for an annoying person.

2. (noun)- A sex toy.

3. (noun)- A tongue twister.

1. Matthew, stop being a penis leash!

2. Austin's girlfriend didn't appreciate the penis leash he got her for her birthday.

3. PENIS LEASH, PENIS LEASH, PENISH LEASE, PENISH LEASHE!

by Captain Cocktopus July 9, 2011

Street Penis

random boys you meet on the street who want to give you their penis to play with!

Only accept the Hot ones!

Last night we were trynaaaaaa but ended up home at 1:30.... so decided to go looking for some street penis.

by 7th Floor Whore October 15, 2010